Imperishable Inheritance

I said “no way” to eHar­mony, Sov­er­eign Grace Sin­gles, and even Covenant Sin­gles. Who needs that when I can just put up my per­sonal on my own blog? I’m look­ing for that “spe­cial some­one.” Do I believe soul­mates exist? Sure. Why Not? That’s what pre­des­ti­na­tion is all about right? With­out fur­ther ado, here is my profile:

Christo­pher Lee Poteet

Gen­der: Male
Want to meet: Is this a trick ques­tion?
Age: 22
Coun­try: United States
State: The Heart of it all
Title: Dork

My height is: 6’1″
My build is: What else? I’m ripped!
My eyes are: At last check green
My hair is: Sandy brown with beige high­lights
My view on smok­ing: Yuck.
My view on drink­ing: I like diet coke.
My level of edu­ca­tion is: Does Wright State count?

Mar­i­tal Sta­tus: Unless I did some­thing stu­pid I don’t remem­ber, I’ve never been mar­ried.
On the sub­ject of chil­dren: Nasty var­mits.
My ideal place to live is: Mmmm… Saudi Ara­bia
Look­ing for: Answers
Race (Select ALL that you are will­ing to date.): Uhh…I don’t like running.

Denom­i­na­tion: The one that believes you have speak in tongues to be saved.
What type of work do you do?: “Sales” and that’s the end of the dis­cus­sion.
My sense of humor is most like: Do I have to be funny?
Activities/Interests: I like read­ing a lot, spend­ing tons of time think­ing about things that no one else would, being “that guy” that brings up the ques­tions no one wants to answer. I’m inter­ested in online dat­ing (because I’m that hot), Bud­dhism (oh wait, is this a Chris­t­ian site?), and a lit­tle cud­dling (all the ladies like that).
Addi­tional Activ­i­ties: Addi­tional? I’m not really that exciting.

How old were you when you were drawn to Christ and how is your Chris­t­ian walk these days?: Why must every­thing be about this Christ guy? Is He really that impor­tant?
How have the Doc­trines of Grace changed or affected your life?: It has tought me to accept those who are dif­fer­ent than I.
Are you con­tent being sin­gle? Why? If not, why?: Well, I have to beat the women off with a stick so it’s kinda hard to pick one.

Do you have a ‘Quiet Time’? What are you study­ing?: Cosmo rocks my face off! I love the quizzes!
What are four qual­i­ties your friends would attribute to you?: Eccen­tric, unknow­able, dif­fi­cult to under­stand, and kinda weird.
What are you most pas­sion­ate about?: Well, I just got a new dish­washer, and it’s totally awe­some (got it at a garage sale).
Other than your par­ents, who has been the most influ­en­tial per­son in your life and how?: Pat Robert­son. I love that guy.
What are three things you are most thank­ful for?: indoor plumb­ing, hair plugs, and via­gra (just kidding)

Who is your favorite Bib­li­cal Char­ac­ter and why?: Is Jay Leno one of them? He’s so funny!
Describe the char­ac­ter and per­son­al­ity traits you enjoy in another per­son? What are yours?: pes­simism, lack of intel­li­gence, moral rel­a­tivism, and pas­sion is optional.

What con­tributed most to your pre­vi­ous relationship/marriage not con­tin­u­ing? My past prison his­tory.
How long have you been on your own since this rela­tion­ship and what did you learn from the expe­ri­ence?: about 21 years, not to tell her about your past prison his­tory.
Do you have any favorite lines from movies, poems, songs, hymns or Scrip­ture you would like to tell us about?: Roses are red, vio­lets are blue, I’m look­ing for a honey, and you could be that bunny!

Do you have any life-long goals? What are they?: Fin­ish this darn com­mu­nity ser­vice, find out why I have weird moles in weird places, and liv­ing a money filled/greedy life would be nice.
How do you enjoy your leisure time? What do you do for recre­ation?: recre­ation? Does sleep­ing all the time count?
Tell us about your fam­ily. How do you feel about relo­cat­ing?: Well, don’t talk to the fam­ily much. They kinda dis­owned me, but they’ll see I’m right (ask me for more explanation).

Is there any­thing that the ques­tion­naire didn’t cover?: Some women have called me a “stalker.” Why I don’t know, but they did.

(Ques­tions taken from SovereignGraceSingles.com.)