Imperishable Inheritance

I've been thinking about these in my head, and it's time I get them down, but the challenge is to only include theologians that are still alive. Please contribute.

• Antinomianism and You by Ray Comfort
• Let The Women Preach! by Robert Mohler
• God's Exhaustive Foreknowledge by Gregory Boyd
• The Majesty of the NIV by Peter Ruckman
• The Value of Seeker-Sensitive Churches by John MacArthur
• My Love of Synergism by John Hendryx
• The Gospel of Paul: Justification by Faith by N.T. Wright
• The Trinity by David Bernard
• Children's Characters in The Christian Home by Jerry Falwell and James Dobson
• Finding Joy in Myself by John Piper
• A Case for Cessationism by Wayne Grudem
• Let Us Not Divide Over Doctrine by Marc Carpenter
• Sound Biblical Theology by Kirk Cameron
• One Lord, One Church by Charles Ryrie
• Who Needs The Rapture? by Tim Lahaye
• Let's Join Hands With The Catholics! by James White
• The Conspiracies Behind The KJV by Gail Riplinger
• The Necessity of Compatibilism by Jerry Walls
• Sola Scriptura! by David Hunt
• The Importance of Baptismal Regeneration by Matt Slick
• The Pre-Existence of Christ by James Faust

Theological Light Bulb Jokes

How Many Roman Catholics Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Seven PLUS one Protestant. One Protestant to nail a sign to the door of the monastery in Latin, explain 95 reasons why the light is burned out, THEN, one Catholic to call Rome and ask if it's okay to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder for the other one to climb and change it, one to hide the ladder and deny the bulb ever burned out, two to convene a council to declare any view that the bulb EVER burned out as heretical and one to cut and paste responses from Catholic Answers to show Protestants that the bulb really didn't change, it DEVELOPED.

How many Dispensationalists?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to keep the promises to the old bulb.

How many Calvinists?
Everyone knows only God can change a lightbulb.

How many Seventh Day Adventists?
Just one - as long as it isn't Saturday.

How many Reformed epistemologists?
1.37--and that needs no explanation because it is a properly basic belief.

How many theodicists?
100. One to change the bulb, and 99 to explain why an infinite God of love would allow darkness to occur in the world at all!

More Bulb Jokes: 1 2