You can imagine how suprised I was to see this shining billboard above my parking lot. Maybe I should go here instead of Southern?
You wouldn’t believe it! This lady I work with got her PHD from there and is all “You need to go there! Oh wait, you’re a fundamentalist aren’t you!”
I was like “No, I’m a strict conservative on Scripture!”
She was like UTS is great!!!
I’m like…no.
–Paul Wall
“Ignoring scriptural mandates since 1956!” LOL
Wait a second! That’s where I’m going next year! I can’t wait to wear one of those cool colored things around my neck like the lady in the center picture. That’ll be me someday. I think it’s a sign, Chris (well, in more ways than one). United is calling you.
(And yeah, I only think it would interfere with my music playing if they were long, fake nails and those are never going to happen. I’m sticking with short, functional Sarah nails. :) Eh, we’ll see.)
Uh…if United is calling me I’m running the other direction!
Ben — that was good!
Uh…if United is calling me I’m running the other direction!
Ben — that was good!