Autographed Bibles for Sale!
Have you heard about the recent sale of a burnt pancake with a face of Jesus in it? Well, my friends I have something much more exciting to sell you today! I am selling autographed copies of the 1611 KJV by none other than Jesus Himself! Think of what a wonderful piece this will make in your living room, and you can show off how spiritual you are to your friends!
Here is a picture of the signature on the inside cover:
How exciting! These are going fast friends. I have only 300 copies so act quickly, and if you buy one of these editions I'll throw in the foreskin of Paul! What a great relic!
Get yours today for only $575 (w/shipping and handling)!
Feb 16th 2006 
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Feb 16th 2006
PS. Perry conjured this with me.
Feb 16th 2006
Do you take American Express?
Feb 16th 2006
... I'm not sure if that incentivises me to act faster... (Did I just make up a new word? YEAH I did.) This post made me laugh :D
Maybe GoldenPalace.com could put it next to their grilled cheese sandwich...
Feb 16th 2006
I take all major credit cards except Discover. I mean come on, who takes Discover?
Feb 16th 2006
Will I be receiving royalties?
Feb 16th 2006
i laughed for awhile about the extra bonus! this cracked me up even more because me and jordan always make fun of those commercials- "but wait, if you order now, we'll throw in..." good post. good times.
by the way, i just read your "ideal mate" post. how is the search coming? any new developments since we talked last?
Feb 16th 2006
I know that this was something we conjured up together but I can't help but wonder if we are being , uhh, well, blasphemous! Oh well, I don't know...I will take four copies though.
Feb 16th 2006
I wondered that too Perry. Makes those sales of religious relics that much more idiotic.