Ten Signs That You Attend A Reformed Baptist Church

In the style of Pur­ga­to­rio I have decided to put the fol­low­ing list together.

1. Your pas­tor likes to walk around with this on

2. On Sun­day everyone’s talk­ing about the

3. These are the only kinds of gifts talked about in your church

4. The kids are taught to recite

in Sun­day School

5. The Lord’s Sup­per (never referred to as a “sacra­ment” or “com­mu­nion”) is always

6. You’ll never see this in a wor­ship service

but you’ll always see one of these

7. If your church does decide to join an asso­ci­a­tion, then it’ll be either

or

8. You would look at this

and doubt whether they’re elect or not.

9. You’re think­ing about sem­i­nary and have a night­mare that you attended

10. You think this is a prac­ti­cal joke

PS. I mean no offense to some­one in a RB church espe­cially my own.