10 Signs You’re Addicted To Facebook
10. You feel popular when someone “tags” you in a photo (it shows others that you do actually get out).
9. The mini-feed was a hot topic of discussion for a while among your friends.
8. You think “poking” is a valid form of flirting.
7. You have Facebook “friends” that you’ve never met in person.
6. As soon as you meet someone in real life, you go home to search for them on Facebook.
5. You feel cheated now that everyone can join.
4. You have pressured someone to join just so you can “friend” them.
3. You think your image is controlled by your profile picture.
2. You’ve created a group and evangelized everyone to join.
1. You think that wishing someone “happy birthday” on their wall is sufficient.
And as a bonus…
0. You want to be the first Facebook dating “success story.”
Apr 8th 2007 
15 Comments 
Apr 9th 2007
I would never stand you up! I miss you.
Apr 10th 2007
I do feel cheated…
Apr 10th 2007
Actually, you might not have to pay to see me in a bunny suit! No, I didn’t find a Target that has one, but I have a picture on my cell phone of me wearing it…so I might try to upload it to my xanga for all to see! : ) (Oh, and note the new email address!)
Apr 10th 2007
It seems as if there is a conversation going on between Jamie and Chris and Sarah and Chris. Who is standing who up and why are they wearing a bunny suit?
Apr 10th 2007
@Perry: There are some disjointed comment communications on here. Jamie stood me up the other day, and Sarah is looking for a bunny suit.
Apr 10th 2007
@Jamie: Stood him up, huh? Shame!
@Sarah: Good luck with the bunny costume hunt. Now that easter has passed, I imagine malls across the nation have plenty of extra costumes for sale.
@Chris: Yo!
Apr 10th 2007
You might think so Perry, but it seems like buying a bunny costume was more popular than I thought! I just might have to give up on the bunny idea and be a sandwich again at the next costume party I have to go to.
Apr 11th 2007
Dylan Rowland would be an example of a succesful dating facebook success story!! Hahaha this is a good ten/11. I am not addicted, I might add.
Apr 21st 2007
omg im not the only one… 0.0
Aug 23rd 2008
Great list. Exceedingly accurate. I think I’m displaying the signs. My wife’s got it worse.
Jan 6th 2009
im quite ashamed as i show most of the signs lol
but oh well i do hav a life aswell lol
i really need to kick this habit! =D
Mar 7th 2009
Awe crap, I need help. This list STINGS me deep inside. Seriously though, I’m in the middle of a divorce & I’m out of work, can’t I keep my Facebook vice for just a little while? Just til I’m back on my feet? :D
Mar 25th 2009
its not as bad as addicted to drugs, tv ,youtube, alchol…people can waste time in other ways..be open minded…