10 Signs You’re Addicted To Facebook
10. You feel popular when someone “tags” you in a photo (it shows others that you do actually get out).
9. The mini-feed was a hot topic of discussion for a while among your friends.
8. You think “poking” is a valid form of flirting.
7. You have Facebook “friends” that you’ve never met in person.
6. As soon as you meet someone in real life, you go home to search for them on Facebook.
5. You feel cheated now that everyone can join.
4. You have pressured someone to join just so you can “friend” them.
3. You think your image is controlled by your profile picture.
2. You’ve created a group and evangelized everyone to join.
1. You think that wishing someone “happy birthday” on their wall is sufficient.
And as a bonus…
0. You want to be the first Facebook dating “success story.”
I would never stand you up! I miss you.
I do feel cheated…
Actually, you might not have to pay to see me in a bunny suit! No, I didn’t find a Target that has one, but I have a picture on my cell phone of me wearing it…so I might try to upload it to my xanga for all to see! : ) (Oh, and note the new email address!)
It seems as if there is a conversation going on between Jamie and Chris and Sarah and Chris. Who is standing who up and why are they wearing a bunny suit?
@Perry: There are some disjointed comment communications on here. Jamie stood me up the other day, and Sarah is looking for a bunny suit.
@Jamie: Stood him up, huh? Shame!
@Sarah: Good luck with the bunny costume hunt. Now that easter has passed, I imagine malls across the nation have plenty of extra costumes for sale.
@Chris: Yo!
You might think so Perry, but it seems like buying a bunny costume was more popular than I thought! I just might have to give up on the bunny idea and be a sandwich again at the next costume party I have to go to.
Dylan Rowland would be an example of a succesful dating facebook success story!! Hahaha this is a good ten/11. I am not addicted, I might add.
omg im not the only one… 0.0
Great list. Exceedingly accurate. I think I’m displaying the signs. My wife’s got it worse.
im quite ashamed as i show most of the signs lol
but oh well i do hav a life aswell lol
i really need to kick this habit! =D
Awe crap, I need help. This list STINGS me deep inside. Seriously though, I’m in the middle of a divorce & I’m out of work, can’t I keep my Facebook vice for just a little while? Just til I’m back on my feet? :D
its not as bad as addicted to drugs, tv ‚youtube, alchol…people can waste time in other ways..be open minded…
facebook screws you up.…. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmelewis/3839068671/
jmelewis: That was funny.
@Perry: There are some disjointed comment communications on here. Jamie stood me up the other day, and Sarah is looking for a bunny suit.