Category: Satire

10 Signs You’re Addicted To Facebook

10. You feel pop­u­lar when some­one “tags” you in a photo (it shows oth­ers that you do actu­ally get out). 9. The mini-feed was a hot topic of dis­cus­sion for a while among your friends. 8. You think “pok­ing” is a valid form of flirt­ing. 7. You have Face­book “friends” that you’ve never met in per­son. 6. As soon as […]

The A-Team Application

We all need to laugh at our­selves now and again. My ex-girlfriend found this let­ter on her com­puter. It is a let­ter explain­ing why I think I’m “wor­thy” to go into man­age­ment train­ing at McDonald’s. I didn’t edit any­thing so you can see how hor­ren­dous it is! It’s impor­tant to note that I loved work­ing there, but it’s a little […]

Confessions of A Retrosexual

Ok, I’ve “come out of the closet” that I’m a reformed charis­matic, and now the time has come to admit to my ret­ro­sex­u­al­ity. Before I go any fur­ther, it is impor­tant that I define the ety­mol­ogy of this term. Ret­ro­sex­ual (adj) “A ret­ro­sex­ual is a man with a gen­er­ally poor sense of style — not nec­es­sar­ily a boor; rather, some­one who rejects […]