After John Calvin passes away, he enters into final judgement where he is met by Christ. Christ then proceeds to tell him, “Hello John, I have good news; and I have bad news. Which one do you want first?” John, after quite a shock, says, “I guess I’ll take the bad news first.” “Well John,” Christ proclaims, “I am about […]
A feathered creature was walking along, trying to mind his own business, when he happened upon a group of birds having a discussion. Some of them claimed to be ducks. Others claimed to be swans. They looked at him and asked him, “What are you?” He looked at the ducks and knew the ducks had a bad reputation. He really did […]
I found this gem on a really bad site. It seems as though decisional regeneration continues to plague the Christian mindset like a venereal disease. How To Get Saved? If you want to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior pray this simple prayer. Lord, today _________ (date) I admit that I am a sinner and I need you. Please forgive […]