Category: Satire

John Calvin’s Surprise

After John Calvin passes away, he enters into final judge­ment where he is met by Christ. Christ then pro­ceeds to tell him, “Hello John, I have good news; and I have bad news. Which one do you want first?” John, after quite a shock, says, “I guess I’ll take the bad news first.” “Well John,” Christ pro­claims, “I am about […]

A Feathered Parable

A feath­ered crea­ture was walk­ing along, try­ing to mind his own busi­ness, when he hap­pened upon a group of birds hav­ing a dis­cus­sion. Some of them claimed to be ducks. Oth­ers claimed to be swans. They looked at him and asked him, “What are you?” He looked at the ducks and knew the ducks had a bad rep­u­ta­tion. He really did […]

How Can I Be Saved?

I found this gem on a really bad site. It seems as though deci­sional regen­er­a­tion con­tin­ues to plague the Chris­t­ian mind­set like a vene­real dis­ease. How To Get Saved? If you want to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Sav­ior pray this sim­ple prayer. Lord, today _________ (date) I admit that I am a sin­ner and I need you. Please forgive […]