Imperishable Inheritance

I need a break from my reformed the­ol­ogy series, because my brain hurts! It is at times like this that I am reminded of my need for satire. I made the fol­low­ing sings at churchsigngenerator.com. I crack myself up some­times. Enjoy the satire while it lasts…

Dear Chris, I’ve been hav­ing a lit­tle prob­lem with the ladies, and I thought you might be able to help. Ever since I con­verted to Chris­tian­ity I’ve been hav­ing a hard time try­ing to fig­ure out these Chris­t­ian women. The women that I used to be around, although more dra­matic, were less com­pli­cated to fig­ure out. It seems we can’t […]

Have you heard about the recent sale of a burnt pan­cake with a face of Jesus in it? Well, my friends I have some­thing much more excit­ing to sell you today! I am sell­ing auto­graphed copies of the 1611 KJV by none other than Jesus Him­self! Think of what a won­der­ful piece this will make in your liv­ing room, and […]